Chocolate Porridge Brain Man: c2004

Chocolate Porridge Brain Man was an eponymous series of short stories accompanied by a few (usually tediously) overworked sketches using MS Paint.  Chocolate Porridge Brain Man was a person of relatively few talents and far less personality the Rocky to his creator Mr. Bones: Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Chocolate Porridge Brain Man's superhero power was the occasional sneeze or episodic fit of rage which resulted in explosions of chocolate porridge. A sneeze was a mild event - needing only an apology but in a fit of rage Chocolate Porridge Brain Man would lose his head completely and take several minutes to regenerate a new one. In both cases the porridge from the explosion was edible, making Chocolate Porridge Brain Man popular with both orphans and zombies.

This whole thing started because one day I added cocoa powder to porridge. I like my porridge very goey with some whole oats added at the end for some texture. Adding cocoa was a hilarious mistake. Don't do it, it tastes mediocre and looks so unappealingly brain-like you probably wont be able to eat it.